I couldn't resist

Since I'm taking three teenagers to see the midnight showing of OOtP tonight, I thought I'd succumb to the lure of the Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom generator. Talk about an embarrassment of riches! Look what I got.

My Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom is: Harry Potter is killed by Professor Plum in the kitchen, with the rope Get your Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom

Perhaps Professor Plum was a former Defense of the Dark Arts teacher? We know that they always come to a bad end.

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My Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom is: Ron founds a fiendish new religion after signing a massive advertising contract with McDonalds Get your Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom

I'm thinking it's the red hair. Ronald Weasley. Ronald McDonald. Coincidence? I think not. Ah, fandom. You do amuse me.

I couldn't resist

Since I'm taking three teenagers to see the midnight showing of OOtP tonight, I thought I'd succumb to the lure of the Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom generator. Talk about an embarrassment of riches! Look what I got.

My Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom is: Harry Potter is killed by Professor Plum in the kitchen, with the rope Get your Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom

Perhaps Professor Plum was a former Defense of the Dark Arts teacher? We know that they always come to a bad end.

and

My Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom is: Ron founds a fiendish new religion after signing a massive advertising contract with McDonalds Get your Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom

I'm thinking it's the red hair. Ronald Weasley. Ronald McDonald. Coincidence? I think not. Ah, fandom. You do amuse me.